I was sent a 'blonde' joke that I found very very funny. I read it aloud to the office and a blonde colleage who had also recieved the same email said that she didnt get it...highly ironic!
WHAT IS A 710?
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one
She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its bonnet up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?
She pointed and said, 'Of course, it's right there.'
If you're not sure what a 710 is Click Here
When I revealed the joke part, 'said colleague' still did not understand why it was so funny! I had to turn the image 180 degrees to reveal 'the funny'. We feel that she let her side down on proving these jokes wrong!!
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Q: How many blonde jokes are there?
A: One. The rest are all true stories.
Be thankfull they are not red head jokes!
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A blonde went to the electrical goods store that was having a sale and found a bargain.
"I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair red, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
"Darn he recognized" me," she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave" he replied.
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